Movie Mania

GOD knows what was wrong with me...
Over the past two months, I kept making mistake upon terrible mistake ... of watching the baddest, shittest movies possible just in the hope that I'd stumble across a gem of a movie ala Shawshank Redemption...

So, for all those (lucky) ppl who've not seen the following movies, here's a review outlining why you should(n't) see them:

Fanaa
God! Kajol's amazing in the movie. The firt half builds up to a point where you start expecting Hollywood-like treatment. Alas, it's a yahraj stable product, so you'll have load of snow, melodrama and most of all... heart wrenching scenes... (Kajol's dad, played by Rishi Kapoor, floats under a frozen lake while she looks on...) By this point, you just start praying that when the rush to get out of the hall starts, you're the first to reach the exit... Imagine.. A terrorist who falls in love with a blind girl, screws her so badly she gets pregnant, then leaves her in the lurch just hours after the musical-lovemaking (no pun here, the entire sex is camouflaged by a song), and reappers Tom Cruise style at an airport only to be half-killed by the Indian army...
And then, in the wilderness of Kahmir, he stumbles across a door, Lo and behold! it's kajol, and she's got her eyes back, it seems...
the rest of the muck is anybody's guess... ohh.. the movie ends when Kajol shoots aamir Khan.
Yes. She shoots him, and he dies. :P to all those gals who want to watch the movie for Aamir...

Phir Hera Pheri
GOD!!! Not again...
Better take the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels from me... save yourself from mental agony... pithy poor and downright shoddy, PHP is as crass and poor an attemp at a remake as any...
The movie opens with a item number, and that's where my interest ended. The item number was so damn laughable, yes you got it right, it was comic... and that's about all the comedy in the film...
with kucku-doo-koo-s all over the place, and baboons who scare better than gun toting goondas... the entire movie's a mess.... unless you call Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte's dhoti coming undone, a comic masterstroke...
You got money to waste.. give it to a beggar.. not to the cinema hall for this movie.

I've got a thing or two to say about Taxi 9211...
But that'll have to wait.. I gotta finish my forty winks first
adieu

-ONE